imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street..
it happened like 3 times today :/
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
wake up, people. open your eyes
My dad always calls omlettes with ham in them “hamlets”
people like your dad make life worthwhile
I seriously think that Esmeralda doesn’t get enough reputation.
She’s such a badass.
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job