just your typical 20 year old college student reblogging their life away.
|April:||favourite hair colour & favourite eye colour|
|May:||favourite manga & favourite anime|
|September:||instruments I play/ want to play|
|November:||if I changed my name, what would it be|
|December:||random fact about me :)|
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result
If they ask you about me, tell them “She was the only girl who loved me with honesty, and I broke her.”
Live on snl fuckin amazing
my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
Hell yeah natural evolution of language!